KIDNAPPINGS

I really enjoy Hollywood films with kidnapping as the central theme and I have carried out a few succesfull plots myself. I'm particuarly proud of the abduction of South Korean film director Shin Sang-ok and his wife, Choe Eun-hui in 1978 (pictured above) First we nabbed her in Hong Kong and whisked her into the DPRK, knowing her husband would soon come after her. When he did, we nabbed him too and they both becme guests of the DPRK. I asked him to help kick-start the DPRK film industry, using films like Rambo, followed by Friday the Thirteenth and all the James Bond movies as focus points. Over the next two years he made more than 20 films for me, all commissioned by me.

The only break in this guided film-making was when he tried to escape and I put him away for re-education classes designed to teach him the error of his ways. Upon his release he continued to push forward and educate the peoples of the DPRK with many successfull films all pushing forward the self sufficient JUCHE concept and the revolution of the DPRK.

I also arranged the abduction of 13 Japanese nationals in the late 1970s and early 1980s to train intelligence agents of the DPRK. I've already admitted that to Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and have sent some bones of a few of them back to Tokyo.