NUCLEAR TEST

To test, or not to test. That is the question. As I sit here, in my palace, I feel neglected. Alone. Sinelined. What can I do?

I want to be noticed, looked at, I want people to be in awe of me. Remember those great James Bond films with Blofeld and all those baddies? Why can't I be like that? Why do the Americans hate me? The Japanese? Why?

I just feel so lonely. Even Mr Hu of Beijing turn his back. Why? So sad .... Seems Like all I can do is a nuclear test .... please ....

Notice me .....? Please? Can you?

Or am I insignificant?

LATEST RANTINGS

16th September 2006
The Yankee agressor will never pull ythe skin over the eyes of the peoples of the DPRK with it's skinning ways. Cheney is at the end of Bush's chain and as such can only be the lap-dog of the links of that chain. The Cheney seeks to pre-empt the glorious DPRK but will only find empt and pre.
KJI
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3rd June 2006 1041am
The Bush play a world leader game but in his game he ignore the DPRK and their glorious revolution in terms of the JUCHE concept of the DPRK People. To ignore the struggle of the people of the DPRK is to walk away from the sense. The DPRK People will not give way to the Yank with no sense.
KJ
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3rd June 2006 1032am
The Bush is a fool.
KJI
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3rd June 2006 1000am
The People of the DPRK will never be influenced by that the Western influence that will always come and come between the Peoples Of the DPRK which moves onwards knowing to resist the influence of the Yankee on the Peoples. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is that and the Yankee agressor will not change that if he wants to.The Peoples of the DPRK can see when American Yank change clothes and the DPRK citizen will know when that happen. The Yankee agressor may own a wardrobe, but the people of the DPRK realise he only own and keep war. The Bush already lose his drobe.The Yankee Bush cannot speak he is a Bush with no mouth or leaf.
KJI
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3rd June 2006 0930am
I'm annoyed because I invited the Yank Christopher Hill to visit Pyongyang and he wouldn't come and see me. One day the Bush House will know that the people of the DPRK are the peoples in the world that need to be seen as the DPRK peoples, representing the true policy of the revolution. The US man Ambassador Christopher Hill will never shake the resolve or the hands of the self-sufficient DPRK and Hill is an idiot and servant insect to disprespect the will of the DPRK.That Hill will never climb over the spirit and resolve of the Peoples of the DPRK

SUMMER HOLIDAY

The Dear Leader Jim Jong-Il will be arriving in the southern Chinese city of Shenzen by train in the next couple of days. Here is what I will be packing ....

The very best China White grade A Heroin.





Condoms for all those haircuts I will be getting .

Me so horny ... me so horny ...






A bit of spending money in the form of fake US 100 dollar bills. Sometimes people say to me being the Dear Leader is like having a license to pwint money. It is!

FUCKING USA VIDEO

MUSIC VIDEO

GET WELL, FIDEL

The Dear Leader of the DPRK Kim Jong Ill today sent a greeting card to the Cuban President Fidel Castro wishing him a speedy recovery from his sudden illness. The Enlightened Leader Kim Jong Ill was moved to see the struggle of the Great Fidel and the peoples of the DPRK would hope to gain a mutual fall with The Leader Castro, only to be both picked up mutually in the spirit of the DPRK.

MISSILE TESTS

Today was a historic day when the Glorious Illustrious Leader Kim Jong Il , via the JUCHE concept and with the will of the glorious will of the armies of the DPRK, displayed on an international stage the true might and will of the missiles of the DPRK's missiles. The true blood of the revolution of the DPRK shows the fake blood of the Yankee and Japanese Imperialists and it is a blood that will never stain the aggressors shirt not once in a war. The Peoples of the DPRK will never draw the blood, only their arms against the aggressors. The Yankees are not armed with the blood therefore they cannot fight only with the water of the blood.

That blood is red but the People's of the DPRK have read the blood of the Imperialists and it is a book men should put down.

TITLES

I have over 1,200 titles but here are some of my favourites:

The Sun of the 21st Century, The Eternal Sun, The Guardian Deity of the Planet, The Sun of Socialism, Ever-Victorious General, Lode Star of the 21st Century, Peerless Leader, Beloved Leader, Great Leader, Dear Leader, Great Suryong (chieftain), The Sun of Revolution, The Sun of Life
The Sun of Juche (self-reliance, the ruling idea of the country) , The Fatherly Leader of all Koreans.

Oh ... and one more. That Mad Lunatic Pygmy.

KIDNAPPINGS

I really enjoy Hollywood films with kidnapping as the central theme and I have carried out a few succesfull plots myself. I'm particuarly proud of the abduction of South Korean film director Shin Sang-ok and his wife, Choe Eun-hui in 1978 (pictured above) First we nabbed her in Hong Kong and whisked her into the DPRK, knowing her husband would soon come after her. When he did, we nabbed him too and they both becme guests of the DPRK. I asked him to help kick-start the DPRK film industry, using films like Rambo, followed by Friday the Thirteenth and all the James Bond movies as focus points. Over the next two years he made more than 20 films for me, all commissioned by me.

The only break in this guided film-making was when he tried to escape and I put him away for re-education classes designed to teach him the error of his ways. Upon his release he continued to push forward and educate the peoples of the DPRK with many successfull films all pushing forward the self sufficient JUCHE concept and the revolution of the DPRK.

I also arranged the abduction of 13 Japanese nationals in the late 1970s and early 1980s to train intelligence agents of the DPRK. I've already admitted that to Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and have sent some bones of a few of them back to Tokyo.

SCRAPBOOK

Just some pics I took ...


The Dear Leader and his top generals of the DPRK. I'm the serious looking one.









































Me and Tang Jiaxuan. Note the large erection.



Self Portrait: I knocked this out in a few hours.












Mum, Dad & Me.












Here I am with a selection of EU Leaders. I like this one as I appear to be the same height as nearly everybody else, when in fact I am only 5' 3".






Me & Dad

PUBLIC SPEECHES

Just the one.

Ever.

An inspiring and reflective speech of six words at the 60th Anniversary of the military celebrations in April 1992. A real tongue-twister.

"Glory to the people's heroic military!"

On hearing this the 22 million people of the DPRK were moved to take the struggle forward, never bowing to the Imperialist Cowboys who seek to undermine the DPRK and it's freedoms which are entwined in the central push twowards the implementation of the class struggle of the oppressed peasants of the DPRK as displayed by the JUCHE model founded by the Great Immortal Leader Kim Il-Sung.

ACHIEVEMENTS

A world ambassador and leading proponent of the JUCHE concept, running the DPRK takes up the majority of my day to day schedule. However, as well as succesfully running the world's most fortified economy, I have broken most unofficial records in the fields of athletics, marksmanship, film-making and the like. Currently writing my 456th opera, I'm also a leading film-maker on a par with Coppola and Spielberg. Here I am holding my breath well into the 18th minute mark for the Guiness Book of Records.

In awe, the people of the DPRK can only look on and be inspired to fulfill their role in the true way forward of the DPRK and the JUCHE policy whilst pushing the nation foward as the Eternal Leader Kim Il-Sung envisioned.

AN INSPIRATION

I spend a lot of time implenting the JUCHE concept and macro-managing the DPRK.


When the normal Peasants grasp the JUCHE idea of the self-suffient revolution, they are enlightened and become truely aware that their Dear Leader is The One to Guide the Peoples of the DPRK under the JUCHE and Re-Unification Policy.


Here we see the General of Sector 9 of the 38th Parallel explaining troop deployments to The Dear Leader. After the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il left, the General, his eyes becoming moist with emotion, placed his head in his hands, overcome by the kind and encouraging advice that The Dear Leader had whispered to him on leaving. Inspired and moved, he vowed to become the true spirit of the Korea struggle and embrace the teachings and philosophies of the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il.

DPRK POLICY ON U.S

The fool Bush is the liar in the grass and also a big large snake. The People of the DPRK will never bow to the Cowboy Bush The Yankee Agressor, becoming so ashamed for the treachery and also the misfortune the US War Machine gave to the Peoples of the DPRK, and not only the world blood many time, he is to undermine the revolution of the DPRK People.

He is the faceless non-president and a fool, but he should know in his fooling ways he can never fool the citizens and glorious spirit of the people of the DPRK.